Thursday, November 3, 2016

We Go to a Land Down Under

Every trip has a beginning


Friday, Sept. 30

We’re cruising at 34,000 feet, on our way to 40,000, and more importantly, on our way to Oceania, Australia, the land down under. We’ve saved and planned, and now the trip is a reality.

Aaron and Brandon came along, Aaron having driven up from Austin and Brandon having flown to DFW from Lubbock. Bran arrived about the same time as we did and meets us at the Qantas terminal.

We check in at the counter because the stupid Qantas website won’t recognize our names – their system doesn’t allow for special characters such as apostrophes. This means the name on our reservation doesn’t match our passport. Not being able to check in online doesn’t amount to much, but it sent me into a small anxiety attack until calls to the airline and travel company assure me that the humans at the terminal won’t have the problem the computers are having.

We go through security, and even though the line seems kind of long. It moves well so we make it through in about a half hour. One of the TSA agents is having a bad day or something and bustles around barking at people. “Don’t put that there, that’s what the trays are for,” she says. “Move around that wheel chair. I don’t even know what it’s doing there. (The wheelchair has a passenger who is in the place another agent told her be.) Get that off the floor.” And so on.

True to form I’m the one who has to have an abbreviated pat down. Bran’s later arrival on the scene puts him at the end of the rush, and he clears in a fifth of the time we took.

Sharon and Brandon walk around in the art
installation at the Qantas terminal
We eat supper and head for our gate. The entrance to the Qantas area is front of some sort of circular, dome-shaped maze thing. As you walk around in it lights flash and various tones play.

Our flight is supposed to take 15 hours, a long time to be on a plane. We’re sitting in adjacent rows, Sharon and I in front of the guys, and we have empty seats between us. This will make it marginally more comfortable, and for these flights the seats have a bit more leg room than you’d find on your average American domestic flight.

We have lots of entertainment options and sleep as best we can. We’re given snacks and water at regular intervals -- if we're awake -- and will be served breakfast after they turn the cabin lights up eight or so hours later.

Sunday, Oct. 2

What happened to Saturday? We skipped it. We left on Friday and arrived on Sunday. It’s confusing, I know. And the worst of it is, we’ll leave on Friday and arrive on Friday. I hope God’s keeping track and plans to give me that day back somehow.

When we touch down in Sydney, we appear to be an hour later than our schedule indicated, but it turns out that daylight saving time has begun in Australia. Unfortunately the listed time of departure for Melbourne hasn't changed. We have to clear immigration, pick up our bags, clear customs and get to another terminal.

The immigration section is highly automated and speeds us through that part, except for Aaron, who is wearing his glasses, which seems to confuse the automated system, so he has to be cleared by a human. Customs was no problem, and the area where we need to grab a shuttle to the other terminal is also the area where we recheck our backs and go through security.

Sharon runs into a problem in security. She’s brought a small quilt to work on and a small pair of scissors that conform to TSA regs. That was OK for the flight over, but they’re not allowed at all in Australia, and her scissors are confiscated.

While she’s dealing with that a security person walks up to Brandon and pulls him aside to check his backpack and belt for drugs or explosive residue. Turns out this is a random procedure they employ, but I’m feeling much less travel persecuted than before. In fact, he'll be checked at least one other time while we're in county. Once cleared, we hop on a shuttle and are quickly taken to our new terminal, arriving 10 minutes before boarding time. Not bad. We’d have never made it through that fast at DFW.

Sign outside Melbourne airport. We're here!
On board the flight to Melbourne we’re served another breakfast. If you’re a “Lord of the Rings” fan, you’ll appreciate that we made jokes about having “elevensies”. If you're not a fan, you’ll just have to miss the reference.

We meet a rep for the tour company and head for our chariot to the hotel. The vehicle turns out to be less chariot and more rolling piece of junk, at least as far as the side door is concerned. The door grows crankier the more stops we make. By the time we reach our hotel, the thing won’t open at all. The only way out is through the back door, but we have to remove all our luggage first, and then persuade the concierge to bring us a step stool so we don’t have to jump three feet to the ground. One of the ladies remarks that she hopes this won't be an omen for the trip.

We are early for check-in, but the lady at the counter takes our luggage and says they'll have it put in our rooms when they're ready for us. We walk down to the river Yarra, which flows behind our hotel, and found a restaurant to have lunch. We all had the fish and chips, made with rockling, apparently a common fish in Australia and quite delicious, and then wander around a bit before going back to the hotel.

After freshening up, we meet our tour director, Tony, who is a first-rate character. He’s going to be a lot of fun. We sign up for an excursion for the next day and chill until supper.

For supper, Tony takes our group for a short walk to a tram station (street car), but we’re not boarding a tram to go to the restaurant, the tram is the restaurant -- The Colonial Tramcar Restaurant. Each car is outfitted as a dining car, with four tables per car. We have a choice of main dishes and complimentary drinks while the tram rolls through the city out to the suburb of St. Kilda, down to Port Phillip Bay and back. Really cool way to start the trip, and whatever omen the trip on the airport shuttle might represent, this experience has certainly brightened the prospects.



Back to the hotel and sleep, blessed sleep.

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